Contest: Rap Battle to Win DJ Hero for Xbox 360!
Win a brand new copy of DJ Hero for Xbox 360, including game and turntable controller!
Have you got rhymes? Have you got rhythm?
Have you got a complete lack of shame?
Congratulations!
You might have what it takes to win a free copy of DJ Hero for Xbox 360!
Here at Top Tier Tactics, we understand that sometimes it’s not just enough to beat your opponent into submission, desecrate his corpse, and high five your teammates. No, in order to truly win, you’ve got to write a rap celebrating the ownage.
That’s why, if you want a shot at your free copy of DJ Hero, you need to prove it. With a rap. (You should have picked that part up already.)
The Contest
- Compose a rap of at least 20 lines about your favorite tactic(s) in any game
- Post the rap as a comment to this post before September 19th
- Higher consideration will be made for entries that include a link to audio/video of you performing your rap
Note: All entries must contain one or more of the following words or phrases:
top tier, rainbow, ultimate, tactic(s), annihilate, laser, leaderboard, mistake, teabag, menu, carpet, ranked, or blazing*
The Rules
- Participants must provide a valid e-mail address when posting their comments in order to be eligible
- Each participant may enter up to 3 separate raps; further entries will be deleted
- Entries will be judged on creativity, composition, relevance, and performance
- Entries must be original works written by you for this contest
- Entries restricted to the continental United States and Canada, void where prohibited by law
- Songs with racist or homophobic themes will be automatically disqualified
- Winning entries will be decided and revealed the week of September 19th
- Final selections are made at the sole discretion of WiNGSPANTT and Top Tier Tactics
The Prizes
- One (1) 1st place prize: DJ Hero for Xbox 360 including game and turntable controller
- One (1) 2nd place prize: Rock Band: AC/DC Live for Xbox 360 (open box, like new)
- One (1) 3rd place prize: Audiosurf for PC (Steam digital download)
Summary
All you gotta do now is find some “sick beats” and lay down a “groove” to that tune. Word to your mom.
If you’re looking for a good example or inspiration, something like this would be awesome
(though high production music videos would be nice, they are not necessary):
ayo
sup ho
im commenting in the slight chance i can win a copy of dj hero
if you don’t know by now i can’t really rhyme
but what the hell scrub this doesn’t cost me a dime
im doin this even though I haven’t slept all night
but I don’t see any other comments to put up a fight
this is less of a rap and more of a dr seus book
at least it aint peter pan and captain hook
this is probably the easiest contest i’ve ever won
and to be honest, i’m having a little bit of fun
lucky for me I have you added on aim
and even luckier for me this site doesn’t have much fame
im supposed to include a rap about tactics in my favorite game
but what can I say, xbox is getting pretty lame
I guess I could talk about gears of war
but errybody is just a wallbounce whore
im gonna end this rap with a final verse
and im out of shit to say so its gonna be the worst
but this rap needs to be twenty lines
oh look this is 21, just in time
ya dig?
Thanks for making the first entry! That shizzle was bombastic, G.
I’ll build 4Gate on you sucka
I’ll proxy pylon your ass
I’m like 8 hidden High Templar
Droppin Storms on your Trash
I’ll build Tech lab on 1st Barracks
Reasearchin Stim Pack, you see
and when my Triple M rolls through
You’ll have no choice but to flee
Growin Hydras and Mutas
Baneling Bust down your wall
And when my roaches come in blazing
Your econ Tab is gonna crawl
Battlecruisers incoming,
Brood Lords Broodlings get Hurled
And when you see my Collosi comin
It be War of the Worlds!
I annihilate Bronze League
Conquer Silver and Gold,
Platinum calls my skillz OP
Diamond players just fold
So many top tier advantages
when you play with the best
Watch out, Starcraft II is the test
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I have a lot of favorite tactics
but Ill name a few
Listen close bitches and you may learn something too
I love to play as the Demoman
Tossing out stickies without a plan
When I right click, it leads to a shock
Who the fuck puts stickies behind random rocks?
King of Fighters is an excellent game
but all I know how to do is low kick and turtle
so I’m fairly lame :(
But when it all comes down to the wire
counter-strike is the game that makes me perspire
Lobbing flash grenades into doorways is a good barometer
To see how loud 12 year olds can scream into their monitors
Half the players smoking tree’s, while running around with AK’s and AWP’s
this fucking game is loaded with all sorts of Firearm Philosophies.
In the end I can only give one piece of advice,
Kissing girls is like a video game
but no one tells you to go get a life.
tf24lyfe–repping—fuck the haters–DJ Edgar Allen Pwn
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