The 100% optimal ending solution to Mass Effect 3
While I normally don’t use my blog for posting meme-like pictures, I have a few exceptions.
Actually, the only exception is I’m the one who made it.
Given the controversy over the choice at the end of Mass Effect 3, I thought I’d calculate the optimal solution to Shepard’s final decision. Obviously, major spoilers are included, so if you’re still reading this and don’t want to, you should stop now.
And whatever Bioware does with the ending, I still wish the Indoctrination Theory was true instead.
Do Reapers have DNA? CMIIW but I was under the impression that they aren’t DNA based creatures.
Reapers turn DNA of other “races” into reapers. Like the collectors were doing at the end of ME2.
So, does that mean they can change my DNA so I can be Spider-Man?
Hmmm,
Spider-Reaper, Spider-Reaper, does what ever a Spider-Reaper does, swing from a web? No it can’t, its a Reaper. Lookout!! It’s a Spider-Reaper.
Before you fly them into the sun make sure to force them to make a perfect copy of Shepard. Lazarus project part 2?
I don’t care what anyone says, Mass Effect is one of the best dating sim games out there!