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The increasingly long patch notes of Battlefield 3

While I normally take the time to go through patch note posts and share my opinion on most of the changes, that won't be...

An open letter to the fervent gun control advocates of Assassin’s Creed Revelations

Dear Intellectual Opponents, You seem to be under the impression that I am promoting the Hidden Gun to people because I believe it to be...

Ubisoft: Make these Assassin’s Creed Revelations multiplayer changes

Yes, kids, the "leaked" 1.02 patch list from last week was fake. Sure, I threw in the requisite minimum number of serious-sounding changes...

Official Assassin’s Creed Revelations patch 1.02 LEAK

I'm not going to say precisely how I got this information. Hell, it wouldn't be conscionable. I mean, do you have any fucking clue just...

How to fix Team Fortress 2: Valve must fire Kevin

Something has happened to Team Fortress 2. Once, the game was remarkable for its never-ending content patches, quadrupling the game's scope with new game modes...

Blizzard agrees: Chrono Boost is still boring

In May of this year, I wrote an article about why, from a personal and strategic point of view, I believe Chronoboost is...

Full Super Street Fighter 4 Arcade Edition 2012 Changes

While Joystiq some gaming news sites have been content to embed Capcom's latest teaser trailer as a "changelist" for Super Street Fighter...

Why Battlefield 3’s “anti-aircraft” vehicle is the most powerful thing in the game

I don't know who named the vehicles in Battlefield 3, but someone at DICE fucked up big time....

Underdog Adventure: Just ’cause something sucks, doesn’t mean it isn’t fun

Complaining about overpowered weapons is something all hardcore gamers look forward to when a new game comes out. While they'd never admit it openly, raging...

Stop whining about the Enforcer or the Dead Ringer

There are some things that should never be combined. For instance, a man and his enemy's mother. Or peanut butter and foie gras. Or...